I've decided to start an updatable list of amazing things that people I love say. Because, jeeze! I need to be able to remember them forever. And I feel like the internet would benefit from them, no, correction, I feel like people would benefit from them.
Here we go!
"Life moves so fast. And it sucks, because life moves slow during the bad parts and fast during the fun parts."
-Jackson
"Leslie, watch out for Tequilla, that stuff is dangerous. It tastes so good, and it goes down so easy, but it'll make your clothes fall off!!"
-My Mother
"Be wary of winking men in positions of power."
-My Mother
"You look a rabid possum on a hot summers day walking down a country lane acting like it's Christmas!"
-Jen
"You look like a frozen apple on a cold winters day climbing up a telephone poll!"
-Jen
"What. The. Pants."
-Becky
"FOD. It's a word. It's.... a stick."
-Becky
"I'm gonna go beat some coons! Not the racial slur, the animal..."
-Chloe
(Check her out if you get the chance. Not only is she an awesome roommate, she's hilarious. Legit.)
"It sounds like you two have as much in common as a race horse and a satellite dish."
-Mike
"Leslie smells like pumpkin pie on a cool spring morning: surprising, yet oddly acceptable."
-MandaB
"I love this irony! It's making me itch!"
-Lauren
People I know make me happy. That means YOU. Yeah. YOU.
One last thing:
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